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Big shit. #100happydays #day33

Big shit. #100happydays #day33

— 9 hours ago
#100happydays  #day33 

surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

(Source: surprisebitch, via ugly)

— 11 hours ago with 177161 notes
As Churchill would say…OH YES. #100happydays #day32

As Churchill would say…OH YES. #100happydays #day32

— 16 hours ago
#100happydays  #day32 

ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

(via ugly)

— 2 days ago with 291572 notes

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

(via sniffing)

— 2 days ago with 277061 notes
When my followers message me :I'm sorry if this is creepy and we haven't talked before, but I think you're awesome ! God this is weird I'm sorry.
When I message them back :SCREAMS AND CRIES INTO YOUR SHIRT GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL I HOPE YOU FIND $20 ON THE GROUND.
— 2 days ago with 197175 notes

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

(Source: blackfemalepresident, via freefaithed)

— 2 days ago with 502857 notes